1. If a man refers to all other men as “boss” and all women as “miss,” then he has spent some time in the clinker.
2. No back pockets on your pants = weird-looking butt.
3. Everything is going to be okay.
4. Most physical ailments can be cured by a Coca Cola.
5. There are worse things than being poor.
6. A special occasion calls for pork.
7. If you’re really, truly in love, then distance means fuck all.
8. Never marry a Yankee. (I did, and look how that turned out.)
9. Give what you can, when you can.
10. Most food is better the next day.